Happy Girlfriend and SistaHood !

I’ts GOOD – and clean and fresh – tra-la-la - to be a woman  

National Girlfriend and Sista Week - cool women who touch my life - Here's to you!

We got off the Titanic first
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo!
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves
If we forget to shave, no one has to know
We can congratulate our team mate without ever touching her rear end
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there!
We have the ability to dress ourselves…
We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot
We will never regret piercing our ears
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. Really
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway -

Ahhhh, to be a woman!